Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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