- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

ecks! why zee?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Poop

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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