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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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