tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Stephen Hawking

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What are annoying? Ads.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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