What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Lewis

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Guest what? Dog

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Your mums a potato

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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