Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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