Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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You just read this ..

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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