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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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