- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

i named my son Frodo because he was little

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What fires shots? A gun

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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