Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Anti Joke

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