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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.