- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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