- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom