- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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