- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

If your reading this, youre not blind.