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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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