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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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