- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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