- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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