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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Robin, get in the car, please.

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