- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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