Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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