- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

women's rights.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

all these jokes are horrible now

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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