- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

PIED NINNY!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

A chicken walked into the bar...

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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