- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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