:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Neil is a reterd.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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