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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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