What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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