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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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