- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Balls

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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