What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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