P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

whats my name? Matt

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...