- Anti Joke

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."