- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Maths.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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