Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

matt has ebola...funny right!?

I put my baby in a microwave.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

where is the world?

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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