- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

I am quite mature.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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