- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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