Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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i killed my family

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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