So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Refrigerator

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Anti Joke

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