- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Women's rights.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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