Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Rebecca Black

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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