- Anti Joke

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er