- Anti Joke

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

aodhan hearty

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you