Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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