- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Sloths

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

smell the vitamin C

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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