what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A seal walks into a club.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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