how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

the economy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Pickles are powerful

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's the new green? Green

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