Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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alert("Hello");

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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