Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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