- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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