- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

bryden is a faggot

How do you spell eight? 8

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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