- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Knock knock Go away

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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