- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

all the kids had fun

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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