Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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I need to start studying.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Sam Hengal.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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everyone dislike this

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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