- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What hurts like hell? HELL

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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