- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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