- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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