- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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