- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Barack Obama

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

A women in the kitchen.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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