- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What stops a train? A missile

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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