Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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