- Anti Joke

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families