- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's worse than this That :(

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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