- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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