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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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