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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Women's rights

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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