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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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