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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

... Chan chan

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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