im telling maguire

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Chicken

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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