Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Vaginal secretions

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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JUST KIDDING^

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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