- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Pickles are moist.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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