- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

I hate blackniggers

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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