roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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your face

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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