- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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