What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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