When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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one stop shop

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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