- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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