France had one revolution

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Nobody cares maddie!

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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