- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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