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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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