- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Racial Equality

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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