What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

whats black and large -me

João Duarte reads this.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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