A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Anti Joke

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