What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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