- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

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