- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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