A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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