Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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