Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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A bar walks into a man

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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You sick fiend

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Poker face

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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