- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Click here to end the world.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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